Fork (Forest Road 888, Montana)
We were riding with Denis from MA when we came upon our first find. Just another fork to add to the collection.
Birkebeiner 2014 Finisher Toque
(Forest Road 903, Montana)
Also found while riding with Denis (it was the same day). I (Paul) would keep this even though I have never done Birkie--it's a nice hat--but someone took the time to write their name in it as well as their phone number (three times!). So it must be special to them. Thinking that my search of the internet would lead me to some Tour Divide racer I was surprised when I found that the owner, "Noah", is a 13-year-old who, besides riding the Divide with his dad and older brothers, has kayaked the circumference of Lake Superior--when he was 10! Lake Superior was also where one of Noah's brothers lost his hat and a stranger returned it. Must run in the family.
Leatherman Wave
(Holland Lake Road, Montana)
This find probably rivals my "best find ever" which is a 10-ball (from a pool table) that I found about halfway up a 6-mile, 6% grade climb to Waterville, Washington--how it came to a stop on the hill I will never know. Alaine spotted the Leatherman splayed (more or less like the photo) in the dirt road where it had been driven over by people on their way to Holland Lake Lodge. Nothing was bent, though. Leathermans are tough!
Blue Handkerchief
(Forest Road 4353, Montana)
Handkerchief might be too proper. More a rag that Alaine found up on top of Richmond Peak in the snow. Some Divide racer must have dropped it and we needed something to wipe chain grease off our fingers. The universe is good.
Wiha Screwdriver
(Forest Road 1878-D1, Montana)
Another Alaine find. Considering that she found it on muddy, mosquito-infested, shitty-ass 1878-D1 (go ahead, ask me how I really feel about this rutted, bouldered, ATV-chewed road), she really deserved something a little better like maybe a magic genie in a bottle offering three wishes. Oh well. A find is a find, and this is a cool German made one.
The Key to Everything
(Medicine Lodge - Big Sheep Creek Backcountry Byway, Montana)
Someone is ruing the day they lost this key. Found very near the county dump where a sign read, "PLEASE Put Animal Entrails & Parts Into Container." I found a brass lock the next day but didn't keep it--too heavy and The Key to Everything was foiled by the lock's combination.
License Plate
(Highway 191, Wyoming)
Sadly, we didn't find anything in Idaho to pick up and actually road for several days in Wyoming before we came across this. What trip would be complete without a license plate?!
Wyoming Game & Fish Department Magnetic Placard
(Big Sandy - Elkhorn Road, Wyoming)
Alaine and I had just finished chatting with a father and son from Lopez Island who were riding the Divide. They were just ahead of us (you could tell they really didn't want to ride with a couple on "Tour" bikes) and they totally missed this. That, or they didn't understand how the game works. Nevertheless, Alaine spotted it. For fun I'm going to mount it on the truck and drive around town, maybe go hassle the fishers at Maritime Heritage Park.
Pronghorn Jawbone
(Great Basin, Wyoming)
Stopped for a photo and happened to look down. Very cool. It rode the rest of the trip mounted to the side of the front pannier.
Spoon
(Highway 287, Wyoming)
Alaine was ahead--we weren't talking much. It had been, and was continuing to be, a hard day with thirtysomething mile per hour side and head winds. When I finally pulled alongside her to apologize (I had been being an un-understanding ass) she only said, "Did you get the spoon?"
Yellow Shovel
(Poudre Canyon, Colorado)
Since we were close to the end of our trip and were done camping we had "donated" our poop shovel to the garden of the inn where we had spent the night. I guess we were a bit hasty because the universe tossed this one to us a few hours later. Crazy universe!